February 2011
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A Day In The Life Of Stephen Salyers: COOL,... →
thecoycowboy:
The Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum is holding its fourth annual Ford Community Day with free admission on Saturday, and organizers say it will be the most entertainment-packed community day yet. There will be performances from songwriters Kent Blazy and Cory Batten and a capella group…
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Bacon - the gateway meat →
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January 2011
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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
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Three! The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear!
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The Office.
hooliganone:
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Epic Joke.
Boy: Hey, wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long.
Girl: Hey, wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it.
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I had a job interview at an insurance company once, and the lady said “Where do...
– Mitch Hedberg (via phatjesus)
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Dear Beau, you once told me that love and fame cannot live in the same place. If...
– Kelly Canter (via whenthestarslineup)
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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an...
– Mitch Hedberg
I think of this every time I see a broken escalator. And by ‘think’ and mean ‘say three times.’
(via pardonmyreach)